blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

lashtoned:

I could listen to Michael talk all day long ✿*,(*´◕ω◕`*)+✿.*

ka-kawgoodsir:

lanadelgayest:

It is 2014 stop this

GAYS ARE NOT A FASHION ACCESSORY THAT YOU CAN CARRY AROUND IN YOUR COACH BAG FOR ATTENTION

edgebug:

martinthesassygaylibrarian:

avenged-wholockian:

the-jackals:

msmeiriona:

HEY FOLLOWERS:

HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?

ARE YOU HYDRATED?

IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?

HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?

FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.

ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:

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YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY

this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds

we’re all gonna die

dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post

gwenstacye:

make me choose meme: gwen stacy or clary fray

It’s not true we are taking different paths. You are my path. You’ve always been my path, and you will always be.

silverplatedpenname:

idiotsonfb:

Never knew how dangerous scissors could be.

can we focus on the fact that the person said “paper does not have atoms”

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

ichooseupeetachu:

The moment I knew I loved Eugene?

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Anonymous

Dude the gamecube sucked

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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meladoodle:

ladies laaaaadies, theres plenty of me to go around *detaches arm* thats for you Brenda

absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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im-a-high-functioning-psychopath:

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

THAT SHIT EATING GRIN THOUGH

Friendly reminder that Loki is nearly 2000 years old