ashtonsvoodoo:

I swear this felt like a good idea at the time

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

ik-zie-u-graag:

I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!

baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

shitshilarious:

Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-frostiest-of-butts:

tinkerlu:

i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE

and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”

is ur grass australian

rabioheab:

this is my favourite headline of all time 

oliviawhen:

A truly unstoppable force.

exoticwild:

What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.

neptunain:

reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage

fmlcal:

I love Ashton Irwin, pass it on.

pir8crabs:

Well. I.

Hm.

metalsette:

there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die