I swear this felt like a good idea at the time
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
I WAITED THE WHOLE YEAR TO POST THIS!!!!
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like
Hold on to your eucalyptus I’m gonna try and lose him
i’m glad plants can’t talk because when you’d water them they’d make gross drinking noises and be like “mmmm MMMMMmmmm MMMMMM” and it’d be SO UNCOMFORTABLE
and then when you stepped on grass it’d be like “oi what the fuck m8”
is ur grass australian
this is my favourite headline of all time
A truly unstoppable force.
What I’m really terrified of is leading an average, ordinary life with a regular job and an invariable routine, planned holidays, an average household, fixed responsibilities and not doing anything different to be remembered by.
reblog if you miss someone or are illicitly running a pelican breeding ring out of your aunt’s garage
I love Ashton Irwin, pass it on.
there’s a rip off of bee movie called plan bee and this is what the characters look like and I am no longer afraid to die